Their result for The Caffeine Addiction Test ...

Total Caffeine Junky

You're 100% Caffeine-Addict!

You're totally insane. At the levels of caffeine you're consuming you can't even appreciate the drug anymore. How about a little bit of self-control? Is that too much to ask? What, do you want to get kidney stones? Is that it? Do you like the sensation of hard stones squeezing out of your urethra?

Put down the caffeine for a few days, eh? You may find out that you like life more when you're not shaking all of the time.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Caffeine Distribution

    They scored 100% on Caffeine, higher than 99% of your peers.

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Wasting a Good Drug

You're not consuming nearly enough caffeine. What's your problem? Why bother with clean living and a responsible lifestyle to keep yourself feeling energetic when you could just drink a magic bevera... Read more

Responsible Addict

You know how to play the game. With a balanced diet, a regular exercise routine, and by keeping the same sleep schedule daily (even on the weekends) you can feel awake and energetic all day. Or, you... Read more

A Bit Overboard

You're getting a bit carried away with this caffeine business. At the levels of caffeine you're consuming you probably aren't even enjoying the drug anymore. When was the last time you even had a go... Read more

Reckless Addict

Ridiculous! I'll be the first to admit that a little caffeine can help you be more alert and more productive, but how productive can you be if half of your day is spent in the bathroom? You've ... Read more

Total Caffeine Junky

You're totally insane. At the levels of caffeine you're consuming you can't even appreciate the drug anymore. How about a little bit of self-control? Is that too much to ask? What, do you want to ... Read more

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