Their result for The Caffeine Addiction Test ...

Wasting a Good Drug

You're 8% Caffeine-Addict!

You're not consuming nearly enough caffeine. What's your problem? Why bother with clean living and a responsible lifestyle to keep yourself feeling energetic when you could just drink a magic beverage to do the same thing? Like all of nature, the reason why God made caffeine in the first place was so that humans could abuse it.

Go get yourself a cup of coffee right now!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Caffeine Distribution

    They scored 8% on Caffeine, higher than 6% of your peers.

All possible test results

Wasting a Good Drug

You're not consuming nearly enough caffeine. What's your problem? Why bother with clean living and a responsible lifestyle to keep yourself feeling energetic when you could just drink a magic bevera... Read more

Responsible Addict

You know how to play the game. With a balanced diet, a regular exercise routine, and by keeping the same sleep schedule daily (even on the weekends) you can feel awake and energetic all day. Or, you... Read more

A Bit Overboard

You're getting a bit carried away with this caffeine business. At the levels of caffeine you're consuming you probably aren't even enjoying the drug anymore. When was the last time you even had a go... Read more

Reckless Addict

Ridiculous! I'll be the first to admit that a little caffeine can help you be more alert and more productive, but how productive can you be if half of your day is spent in the bathroom? You've ... Read more

Total Caffeine Junky

You're totally insane. At the levels of caffeine you're consuming you can't even appreciate the drug anymore. How about a little bit of self-control? Is that too much to ask? What, do you want to ... Read more

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