The Aperture Science Subject Knowledge Test
Their result for The Aperture Science Subject Knowledge Test ...
Technician
You scored 150
Your impressive technical knowledge and enthusiastic nature suggest that you would thrive in full-time Aperture Science employment. You can look forward to a long career of maintainance behind the scenes at the Enrichment Centre.
Unless, of course, something terrible were to happen. Which it's just about to.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 150% on Portal IQ, higher than 93% of your peers.
All possible test results
Android
Well done, android. You have shown the level of problem solving ability and critical thinking expected of a mindless automaton. Due to mandatory scheduled maintanence, the appropriate elevator for... Read more
Test subject
Based on your test score, we predict you would be most suited to life as a professional lab rat. Such devotion to science enables you to become something larger than yourself and benefit mankind long ... Read more
Technician
Very well done. You, [subject name here] must be the pride of [subject hometown here]. Your impressive technical knowledge and enthusiastic nature suggest that you would thrive in full-time Apertu... Read more
Partygoer
Congratulations! Your score places you in the top 5% of all test subjects. You know enough to be considered for an administration position in the company. A party is being held in your honor,... Read more
