# The •Monty Python• A Witch! Test

Their result for The •Monty Python• A Witch! Test ...

## A WITCH!

You are: 77% made of wood, and 0 bridges can be made out of you. Also you're right about witches 4% of the time, and 29 smart.

You are in fact a card carrying witch who weighs the same as a duck... good luck in life, you'll get far with that.

Heck, you can't even spot other witches, you might not have even realized you were one.

### Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

• They scored 77% on witch, higher than 94% of your peers.

• They scored 29% on Bedevere, higher than 23% of your peers.

• They scored 0% on skipped, higher than 50% of your peers.

• They scored 4% on villager, higher than 10% of your peers.

## All possible test results

### Hysterical Chick!

You didn't do much of anything, you were just on the sidelines listening; you didn't once chant "Burn em", instead you were scared about too much. If there was a witch in this village you'd rather ... Read more

### Angry Villager!

You know exactly what to do with witches, you should feel proud about this... but there's no time to feel pride, or shame, or much of anything really, there's more witches out there to burn, and if yo... Read more

### Hysterical Chick!

I let you skip a lot of questions, but you could not commit to anything, you are the Hysterical chick, and yes this applies to guys too. If there was a witch in this village you'd rather let it tur... Read more

### Angry Villager...

You know exactly what to do with witches, you should feel proud about this... but there's no time to feel pride, or shame, or much of anything really, there's more witches out there to burn, and if yo... Read more

### Bedevere...

"Who are you who is so wise?" Yeah, you won... You are the person who everyone turns to to ask permission before burning witches. But I'd suggest learning more, that way you'll better know wha... Read more

### Sir. Bedevere!

"Who are you who is so wise?" Yeah, you won... You are the person who everyone turns to to ask permission before burning witches. Oh and you defenetly know what to do with them. Read more

### smart non-WITCH!

You may not weigh the same as a duck, but we'll either build a bridge out of you, or throw you in the pond, if you survive either of those things we'll know you're a witch, and therefore burn you. ... Read more

### Mistaken WITCH!

You may not weigh the same as a duck, but we'll either build a bridge out of you, or throw you in the pond, if you survive either of those things we'll know you're a witch, and therefore burn you. ... Read more

### A WITCH!

You are in fact a card carrying witch who weighs the same as a duck... good luck in life, you'll get far with that. Heck, you can't even spot other witches, you might not have even realized you we... Read more

### A WITCH! Burn em!

You are in fact a card carrying witch who weighs the same as a duck... good luck in life, you'll get far with that. On top of that you know exactly what to do with witches! BURN 'EM! Burn! Read more

### A WITCH! well...

You may or may not weigh the same as a duck, but we'll either build a bridge out of you, or throw you in the pond, if you survive either of those things we'll know you're a witch, and therefore burn y... Read more

### A WITCH! well...

You may not weigh the same as a duck, but we'll either build a bridge out of you, or throw you in the pond, if you survive either of those things we'll know you're a witch, and therefore burn you. ... Read more

### A WITCH!

You are in fact a card carrying witch who weighs the same as a duck... good luck in life, you'll get far with that. You try to hard to be smart, but try that on angry villagers and see how far it ... Read more

### A WITCH! BURN!

You are in fact a card carrying witch who weighs the same as a duck... good luck in life, you'll get far with that. You're by far the smartest witch I've ever met, you know ways to spot witches, a... Read more

### A smart WITCH!

You may not weigh the same as a duck, but we'll either build a bridge out of you, or throw you in the pond, if you survive either of those things we'll know you're a witch, and therefore burn you. ... Read more

### A WITCH! err...

You may not weigh the same as a duck, but we'll either build a bridge out of you, or throw you in the pond, if you survive either of those things we'll know you're a witch, and therefore burn you. ... Read more

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