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Weirdo Germano!

Congratulations! You scored ### German Points!

If you are not in Germany, you should be. You probably speak German fluently and have an extremely strong sense of orderliness, perhaps to the point of obsessiveness. Shaving below the head is not even an option in your household and you have porcelain dwarves in your garden. Your sausage dog is called Waldi, and the two of you go for long walks, with you either in sandals or trekking boots. You wear sandals in Summer and Winter, In rain and snow, and have probably been arrested for public nudity. Do they have internet in Prison?

Quite frankly, you scare me!

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    They scored 100% on German points, higher than 100% of your peers.

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