The Gay Porn*Star Test

All possible test results

Simon Rex

You'd only be doing it for the money. Like this former MTV-host cum (haha) movie actor, you will say you were young and needed the money. And it won't be more than a few masturbatory videos anyway. Read more

Johan Paulik

You're as vanilla as Porn Stars can come. You're hardly ever doing it with more than one person, and it's always high quality stylish settings. You're the good boy of gay porn. Read more

Joey Stefano

Well tough luck. I wouldn't necessarily recommend a porn star career for you. You're prone to losing control, becoming a druggie, selling your body and dying young. At least you'll be a legend. Read more

Jeff Stryker

You'll love it. Porn is what you want to do with life - and you're good at it. Sex is very important for you and nothing could make you happier than doing it all the time. Go for it, big boy. Read more

Kristen Bjorn

You're the Godfather of all porn. Once you start with it, nothing will stop you. After doing your own films, you will continue to make porn for the rest of your life, if only as a producer and directo... Read more