The Where In New York Do You Belong Test

All possible test results

Go Away Far Away

Congratulations! You are one of those rare few who would be shot the second you step foot onto New York soil! Everything about you is loathed by New Yorkers so don't even attempt to visit. Perhaps you... Read more

Another State

You possess patience enough to sit still for short periods like waiting for a fuse to fire a cannon. However, without tolerance and kindness you should expect that patience to be tested quite often. P... Read more

Bear Mountain

You have the ability to sit and wait patiently for practically anything. However, inside you are seething and the slightest thing will set you off into a fit of hostility. You seem to fit in with the ... Read more

Staten Island

You are the epitomy of confusion to many. One moment you will scream for ten minutes in a restaurant over a small mistake on an order and the next you will be very polite as you pass people then walk ... Read more

Downtown Brooklyn

You have a few qualities treasured in New Yorkers, but in small amounts they aren't enough to offset your lack of the third. You have the kindness and patience to handle small situations such as a hom... Read more

Long Island

You have a few qualities treasured in New Yorkers but in small amounts they aren't enough to offset your lack of the third. You have the kindness and patience to handle small situations such as a home... Read more

Bensonhurst

You are the epitomy of confusion to many. One moment you will scream for ten minutes in a restaurant over a small mistake on an order and the next you will say "Thank you" and "Have a good night" to t... Read more

Park Avenue

You have the ability to wait for a cab or for your dinner to arrive with a smile on your face but you look for the slightest things to give you reasons to not give high tips. You are still kind enough... Read more

Queens

Almost everything that happens to you seems to bring you resentment but everyone else around you would never know. You show high amounts of kindness and patience from putting money into a homeless per... Read more

NY Transit System

You possess the ability to let very minute things pass by you without incident such as a homeless person simply walking past with a cup or a bus that arrives three minutes after it's scheduled to. How... Read more

Canarsie

You possess the ability to let very minute things pass by you without incident such as a bus that arrives three minutes after it's scheduled to. However, change the situation a little and you are at t... Read more

Boarded Up House

You possess the ability to let very minute things pass by you without incident such as a bus that arrives three minutes after it's scheduled to. However, change the situation a little and you are at t... Read more

Middletown

Waiting for something can get you truly annoyed to the point of pacing around constantly looking at your watch with increasing anger. However, you still have the tolerance and kindness to let many oth... Read more

Any Outer Borough

New York City can be hectic to get around and get used to but you have no problem with any of it at least to some extent. You will give some change to a homeless person on the subway, wait an extra fe... Read more

Anywhere in NYC

New York City can be hectic to get around and get used to but you have no problem with any of it at least to some extent. You will give some change to a homeless person on the subway, wait a long whil... Read more

Brooklyn Heights

With very little to no patience you find yourself pacing and looking at your watch for practically any scheduling situation. Even a minute past the time of arrival for a bus leaves you extremely annoy... Read more

The East Village

You possess enough tolerance and patience to let many things slide. A late taxi or being on a subway platform with a persistent religious activist will not bring anger to your mind. With a high level ... Read more

Rural New York

Your kindness and patience make you an almost perfect New Yorker. However, living in New York you come across many types of people, live out many situations, and have to deal with many things that onl... Read more

Anywhere in New York

There are loud and obnoxious teenagers outside your window at 2am, constant harking of bible fanatics to profess your sins on the subways, or waiting for a bus when there are four drivers with buses c... Read more

Manhattan/Brooklyn

Your high tolerance and small amount of patience leads you to empathize with some situations such as the homeless and handle events with very little to no problem with scheduling issues or who is invo... Read more

Governors Mansion

Your high tolerance and patience leads you to empathize with all situations such as the homeless and handle events with absolutely no problem with scheduling issues or who is involved. However, though... Read more

Almost Brooklynite

Brooklyn has the highest population and is the most diverse of any borough in New York City. With so many and types of people living there you need to possess a high amount of tolerance and a good amo... Read more

Brooklyn

Brooklyn has the highest population and is the most diverse of any borough in New York City. With so many and types of people living there you need to possess a high amount of tolerance and a good amo... Read more

Any Area of NYC

Many residents and many tourists means a high level of tolerance and patience is required. A small amount of kindness can go a long way when dealing with the many situations and people of Manhattan an... Read more

South Of The Park

Central Park is the biggest park in New York City and arguably the border of the hustle and bustle of the borough. South of the Park is fast moving shopping areas, the world's financial district of Wa... Read more

North of 59th Street

Central Park is the biggest park in New York City and arguably the border of the hustle and bustle of the borough. North of the Park is many hotels, higher educational institutions such as Columbia Un... Read more

You're Not A Tourist

The idea of perfection in a city such as New York City is almost as funny as the comediennes who have come from New York City. When residents of the city meet people who seem "too good to be true" the... Read more