The Stoatiness Test
Their result for The Stoatiness Test ...
Henchstoat
You scored ### on a scale of -21 to 88.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 57% on stoatiness, higher than 64% of your peers.
All possible test results
Scent-Marking Post
You are so dreadfully ordinary that the clever rodentia of the world use you to mark territory. If this place in life does not please you, then please us, and cast yourself out of the gene pool. Read more
Fearful Vole
Roly-poly, cute and furry, you spend your time sniffing buttercups and cowering when the fearsome Mustelidae stalk about. Yours is a simple life of soft things and stuffing your face. Read more
Simpering Minion
Spineless, yet not lacking ambition, you get pushed around by the big guys, but at least you get to push the small guys. Fetching dinner, that's you. Read more
Henchstoat
You are the right-hand man, or stoat, as it were. The brawn. You lurk, skulk and do your master's dirty work, and when it's all over, you are sometimes permitted to cackle with him. Read more
Keyser Stoatze
You are the uberstoat, and the world fears you -- well, those people in the world who even know you exist. Your shadowy plans for evil affect us all, in ways we can't even imagine. We may all rest ass... Read more
