Their result for The Stoatiness Test ...

Henchstoat

You scored ### on a scale of -21 to 88.

You are the right-hand man, or stoat, as it were. The brawn. You lurk, skulk and do your master's dirty work, and when it's all over, you are sometimes permitted to cackle with him.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • stoatiness Distribution

    They scored 57% on stoatiness, higher than 65% of your peers.

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