The Dork Analysis Test

All possible test results

Eh?

You are completely normal; you display no dorky traits. I didn't even think it was possible, but you have defied my personal truths. My advice to you: Pick up a comic. Watch some cartoons. Play... Read more

Poindexter!

You are smarter than me. You are smarter than he. You are smarter than she. Seussical verbiage is fun! My advice to you: Invent something that will get you totally rich. And then let me live in... Read more

Indie Snob!

You shun mainstream culture. Turn the Radio Off!, you say. (Don't pretend you don't own that album.) You watch B-horror and artsy independent films. You also probably have an obsession with hipbone... Read more

The Coffee Shop Bum

You've read every book in existence, heard every obscure band in existence, and seen every independent film ever made. And you're (probably) not afraid to talk about it. Incessantly. My advice t... Read more

Techie!

I'll bet you have three significant others right now. One on AIM, one on MSN, and one on Yahoo. Damn, your hands must be tired! You know everything there is to know about A++, Linux, hardware (h... Read more

The Mad Scientist

You're very intelligent (or at least you think you are, and we all know that's much more important than actually posessing said trait) and you are obsessed with technology. My advice to you: inv... Read more

The HTML Master

You're one-part hipster and one-part computer geek. I bet your myspace/melo/livejournal pages are immaculate! My advice to you: help me out with the html on my page. Oh, also, stay away from mys... Read more

Messageboard Geek

You probably post all of your personal philosophies all over messageboards. Then you post some artwork. Then you tell people that their homepage html is terrible and they really should take some tim... Read more

The Fantasy Dweller

You live the nether realm dragons and orcs, or in a post-apocalyptic wasteland of hot women with huge eyes and even larger breasts. These places aren't real, but you're a highly involved citizen neve... Read more

Dorktastic!

Generally, when someone envisions the quintessential dork, you are what comes to mind. You're intelligent and completely out of touch with reality. You probably write melodramatic fantasy novel... Read more

The Con Enthusiast

You like the dorkier things in life, but you can pass it off as being too-cool-for-mainstream. My advice to you: Please, remember that dressing up at cons is not "cool" behavior. It may be cool... Read more

+3 Sword of Justice!

I think your scores are self-explanatory, but okcupid tells me that you'll feel cheated if you don't get a totally fantasgreat character description; hence, my attempt: I shall smite thee with my ... Read more

World of Warcraft?

Of all sixteen categories, yours is the one most likely to be addicted to Halo, World of Warcraft, or some computer RPG. My advice to you: keep in mind that many of the activities you participate... Read more

Warcraft Master

You are much like your brethren of the category "World of Warcraft?", except you also happen to perceive yourself as intellectually superior. My advice to you: Learn to talk dirty using RPG jargo... Read more

Webcomic Nerd

You're probably into webcomics (I like The Parking Lot is Full, myself). You're also probably the first person who finds those stupid videos that get passed around messageboards like a $2 hooker. Yo... Read more

The Consummate Dork

You are supremely dorky. So dorky, you'd fit right in with the Lambda Lambda Lambdas. All other dorks should bow to you in all of your dorky glory. Congratulations... I think. My advice to you:... Read more