OkCupid | Take The Dead or Not Test

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Undead

Whether wandering the streets at night or laying in a hospital bed, you've somehow managed to only demonstrate some of the typical signs of life. Maybe your heart isn't beating. Maybe you aren't breathing. If you haven't called 911 by now, you probably don't care. I was going to put a Terri Schiavo picture here, but this guy was just too awesome to pass up.

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Alive

You feel fantastic, and you're still alive. In every way, you seem to demonstrate the typical hallmarks of life and basic functions of humanity. You've got a lot going for you! Keep up the good work,... Read more

Undead

Whether wandering the streets at night or laying in a hospital bed, you've somehow managed to only demonstrate some of the typical signs of life. Maybe your heart isn't beating. Maybe you are... Read more

Dead

Stone cold, bought the farm, the piper's debt is repaid. You're resting silently and (hopefully) peacefully. It remains to be seen how you get decent wifi signal down there, six feet under. There cer... Read more

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