The Political Test

Rush Limbaugh. George W. Bush. It's a good thing for them that you support gun control, because you do NOT like them. If you're old enough to remember JFK, he's a demigod in your household. In fact, he might be even bigger than God, since there's a good chance you don't go to church very often. Bill Clinton was pretty good, but you think he was too moderate. In fact, you think the Democratic Party as a whole has gotten too far away from its liberal roots and is pandering too much to conservatives. You're almost certain that there was some sort of conspiracy involved in the Florida ballot recount, not to mention Bill Clinton's impeachment, and you probably don't think George W. Bush is a legitimate President. You've known since December 2000 that you would not be voting for him in November 2004, although you might not think John Kerry is liberal enough. You might even consider a vote for Ralph Nader, but you secretly think the Republicans sent him out there to cost Al Gore the last election. Anyway, "Re-Defeat Bush" sounds like a great campaign slogan for 2004 for you.