Their result for The non-programmer's geekery quiz ...

Cory Doctorow

You scored 81% Geekiness and 75% Paranoia! Take a victory lap around the government's security measures!

You are likely a target of government surveillance and get pulled out of line at the airport for an extra security check.  Perhaps you are a spokesperson for the Electronic Frontier Foundation or a major civil liberties organization.  As for our robot overlords, I hope you have a bunker and/or a carefully constucted false identity.  You are a prime target for elimination and/or capture and re-education.

 

On a happier note, you love your tech!  For you, being a geek means being able to justify every toy with, "No, look, it's useful!"

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Geekiness Distribution

    They scored 81% on Geekiness, higher than 88% of your peers.

  • Paranoia Distribution

    They scored 75% on Paranoia, higher than 80% of your peers.

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Cory Doctorow

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