The Amateur Pyro Test

All possible test results

Not Pyro.

So you know how to strike a match, big deal. Maybe pyrotechnics just isn't for you. You know how to light a fuse, and you love sitting amongst the crowd on a cool summer's evening watching the prett... Read more

Amateur

Every year you grab a pack of the best stuff at the grocery store and head for the checkout line. You know what it takes to have a good time, and nothing's going to keep you from your sparklers and f... Read more

Mini-Pyro

You have some experience under your belt, but you have much to learn, young grasshopper. You pass by the grocery store bargains, and know where the best fireworks tents set up every year. Grab your ... Read more

Serious Pyro

You have your head in the right place. Some of your neighbors have stopped buying fireworks altogether and just wait outside for you to set yours off. You know that when it comes to fireworks, only ... Read more

Pyro God

The hair on your arms and a few run-ins with the law are but a minor sacrifice to the awe-inspiring site and sound of a true fireworks show. Black Powder is in your veins, and you find no bigger sens... Read more