So, you're not a fan of the cute. Fair enough, many people aren't. But to score this low suggests you're actually dead-set against cute. Babies probably don't have any impact on you. Perhaps you kick small animals when you pass them in the street (and fair enough, too. Nasty little fuckers that they are, pooping everywhere and whatnot).
Barney probably still makes you queasy (and if you have no idea who that is, lucky you). Again, totally understandable. Who wants to hear some lame song about people loving each other, anyway? Not you? Well, maybe love in more of an intimate, sexual, full-bodied sense, but certainly not with a man in a purple dinosaur suit. Aside from the weirdness factor, he's probably really immature in bed.
I'm guessing you don't watch children's shows and probably either never did, or you were forced to against your will. Again, totally understandable that it would put you off. I was the same, always wanted to watch Beverly Hills 90210 or The X-Files, but NO... I had to put up with bloody 7th Heaven. Bah. I feel your pain. Be proud! Embrace the bleakness that is real life! (Or something.)
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