The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Check you out! Look who appreciates the cute! I'm guessing you don't mind babies, small children or animals, but you're not quite at the level of making a career out of it. You're discerning in your tastes when it comes to cuteness. In other words, you won't be hosting an Animal Hospital-type show anytime soon, even if you've got time for the fluffy, innocent things of this world.

Barney probably still makes you queasy (and if you have no idea who that is, lucky you). Again, totally understandable. Who wants to hear some lame song about people loving each other, anyway? Not you. Well, maybe love in more of an intimate, sexual, full-bodied sense, but certainly not with a man in a purple dinosaur suit. Aside from the weirdness factor, he's probably really immature in bed.

Maybe you're a parent and you've had to deal with the rough side of children enough to appreciate the cuteness, but also enough to know that cuteness comes at a cost and that children can sometimes be absolute monsters. Maybe you're just someone with a general soft spot for children and animals. I'm guessing you probably get some enjoyment out of the recent slew of animated movies (Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, Ice Age et al) but you probably like them just as much for the adult-oriented jokes as for the cuteness factor. You probably liked children's shows as a kid, but there was still that part of you that wanted to watch what your parents were watching. I was the same, always wanted to watch Beverly Hills 90210 or The X-Files, but NO... I had to put up with bloody 7th Heaven. Bah.

Enjoy this test? Why not do one of my others? Don't worry, they're less cute.

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