OkCupid | Take The OkStupid Test

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Below Average

You rate somewhere between "relatively capable" and "ignorant as fuck." Don't despair too much, it might lead to a video game-enduced coma, and then you *really* won't be good for anything. Consider putting down the comic book and picking up some Foucault. It's not *that* far over your head. There's still hope for you. Keep "you're" chin up.

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Goddamn Genius

Wait, what the fuck?! How'd you do that? This test was rigged so that there was no way in hell that you could ever score as well as you apparently did. I'm impressed. I bow down at your feet. ... Read more

Somewhat Smart

Not bad, not bad. I'm actually rather impressed that you're not a complete waste of space. And though I wouldn't wholly trust you to write an OkCupid test or even your own profile without making som... Read more

Below Average

Pretty "Dum"

Well, I suppose you can be proud of yourself that you're not completely fucking stupid, but I wouldn't spend too much time patting yourself on the back. You're just a few small points away from being... Read more

Fucking Moron

"Sweet Jesus, your dum!" Save yourself all the trouble that it takes to make one of these tests and go read a book. On second thought, read five books. It's not your fault that you were dropped on you... Read more

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