What is the Measure of a Man? The Gentleman's Test

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Woman

A Gentleman's Superior

   You are a woman.  You have little to gain by seeking to compare yourselves to the men who throw themselves at your feet. Indeed, it is the essence of ladyhood that true gentlemen seek to emulate!

   I should warn you that I am a traditional Gentleman, and, as such, I accept only two Genders - the vulgar term "s*x" being wholly alien to my vocabulary - and only Men of the classic type will receive the gentlemanly classification that is their right. If you exist outside of what laughably modern scholars call the "gender binary," I suggest that you go do something more traditionally suited to your gender, such as Chess, pugilism, Science, or whatever executive duties the wretched liberals insist you have the right to perform.

 

 

 

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Note: This quiz as a whole is something of a satire on traditional notions of chivalry and the concept of the "gentleman."  I thought that limiting those outside the bounds of traditionally defined "manhood" to one category, namely "woman," was well in keeping with the spirit of the satire.

 

 

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Learning Distribution

    They scored 6% on Learning, higher than 34% of your peers.

  • Manners Distribution

    They scored 0% on Manners, higher than 15% of your peers.

  • Gallantry Distribution

    They scored 9% on Gallantry, higher than 96% of your peers.

  • Mysticism Distribution

    They scored 0% on Mysticism, higher than 3% of your peers.

  • Femininity Distribution

    They scored 1% on Femininity, higher than 48% of your peers.

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Woman

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