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Indie Middleweight

So you think ### is respectable?

Well, you're not quite Pulp, but at least you're not Shed Seven. You're comfortable boxing your weight at average indie clubs and can often be found pissed out of your skull on cider singing along to the happy mondays. The first record you ever bought was "Morning Glory" (followed by "The Best of The Beatles) and hearing it gives you a warm glow inside: making you nostalgic for days gone by on a park bench with a lighter and a marker pen. You have a distinct swager which frightens the eldery and makes you look like a bit of a prick. Get a hair cut and a copy of The Velvet Underground and Nico: THEN we can talk.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • indie Distribution

    They scored 68% on indie, higher than 74% of your peers.

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Worthy Of Pity

Hey, Indie Kids arent cool. But you're even less cool then them! What an accolade. You really are sub-human scum and proud of it. I'd guess you listen to Trance, RnB and the really dirty end of the po... Read more

Delusions of Grandur

You're probably middle aged, but like to think you're "Down with the Kids". Grandma, you aint. Go back to your 2.4 children and Volkswagen and die with some dignity. Your kids probably hate you anyway... Read more

Indie Middleweight

Well, you're not quite Pulp, but at least you're not Shed Seven. You're comfortable boxing your weight at average indie clubs and can often be found pissed out of your skull on cider singing along to ... Read more

Indie Supremo

Well done my friend, You are indeed Indie as Fuck. This seasons look for the boys includes cords, thick black framed glasses and more badges than fingers. For Girls......well, pretty much the same. Yo... Read more

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