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Their result for The Choose Your Own Zombie Adventure Test ...

Zombie Fodder

You killed 0 zombies and earned 1 manliness points!

You are weak. You are silly. If you are going to die, at least have the decency to take a few zombies with you.


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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Progress Distribution

    They scored 2% on Progress, higher than 25% of your peers.

  • Zombies Killed Distribution

    They scored 0% on Zombies Killed, higher than 8% of your peers.

  • Manliness Distribution

    They scored 1% on Manliness, higher than 14% of your peers.

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You managed to get to the test results page without resolving the story. Turn yourself around and do this thing over. And pay attention next time!   a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/test... Read more

Zombie Fodder

You are weak. You are silly. If you are going to die, at least have the decency to take a few zombies with you.   a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-choose-your-own-zombie-advent... Read more

Red Shirt

You've contributed heavily to the excitement of the story, but ultimately died in the end. What can I say? I guess you weren't the main character.   a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/test... Read more


Not only did you not thwart the zombie threat, but you've managed to add yourself to their number. You make me sad.   a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-choose-your-own-zombie-ad... Read more

The Best Friend

You tear a path through the hordes of undead, but ultimately succumb to the disease. You must be the main character's best friend; the one he must destroy in the end amid an intense internal ethical s... Read more


Congratulations on escaping the labrynthine city streets full of the horrendous undead. Ultimately, however, your story was a boring one. Too bad you couldn't have taken more of the bastards with you.... Read more

Dangerous Renegade

The zombie threat still looms, but you've escaped, and you've made those mangy undead think twice about messing with you. Your skills have been honed on their caved-in skulls. You are not concerned wi... Read more

Pretty Boy

You've saved the girl, but managed to do it without getting your hands too dirty. It's a good thing you're so pretty. Otherwise, why the hell would she even be going out with your wimpy self?  /p... Read more

Ladies' Man

Congratulations! You've saved the girl and left a pile of dead zombies in your wake. As the helicopter flies off into the horizon, your girlfriend nestles herself in your powerful arms, feeling comple... Read more


You wake up in a hospital days later with a killer headache and are greeted by a raucous applause, which doesn't help the headache much, but makes you feel great inside. You are informed the zombie th... Read more

Dark Savior

The zombie threat is over. You will recover and receive much praise, but there are many that will not, and you can't help but think that there was probably more you could have done to lessen the casua... Read more


So good job on not following the directions there. Why don't you turn yourself around and try again. Pay attention this time!   a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-choose-your-own... Read more

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