L2 Dissorientation

As a person with a classic case of level two dissorientation, all we can say is please be careful! Only an evil genious could live in this world and know so little about it. With your lack of geographic knowledge, it should be impossible for you to find your way to the bathroom, but you do and then manage to go out in the world and reak havok the rest of us. You endager our forests, our gravel pits, our exit ramps, the senior center down by the river and all of our newspaper distribution boxes. There is no telling what you will run-into, tip-over, block-off or sink next. Please stay at home and telecommute. Have someone else do you grocery shopping so people will actually be able to get their shopping done without constantly being bumped by you. To improve your lot, hang out with your geographically litterate friends and hope more of them rubs off on you than you rubs off on them!

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L2 Dissorientation

As a person with a classic case of level two dissorientation, all we can say is please be careful! Only an evil genious could live in this world and know so little about it. With your lack of geograph... Read more

L1 Dissorientation

As a person with a case of level one dissorientation, are dazed and confused when it comes to finding your way. You are not ever sure where you really are. The key to your survival is your trusty cell... Read more

Semi-Dissorientation

Congratulations! You only have a case of semi-landscape dissorientation. The biggest problem for those with semi-landscape dissorientation is that you have a tendency to over-estimate your abilities... Read more

Semi-Undissoriented

You are very astute when it comes to a compass, a map and traffic. You know moss grows on the North side of a tree in the Northern Hemisphere. You probably even know that the San Antonio Spurs once pl... Read more

Not Dissoriented

Well done! You are among the elite who are not dissoriented! You have an impressive knowledge of the States and this helps you at cocktail parties, 10th grade history tests, and knowing when your road... Read more

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