The Best US Geography Test

As a person with a case of level one dissorientation, are dazed and confused when it comes to finding your way. You are not ever sure where you really are. The key to your survival is your trusty cell phone. Instead of bringing all of New York City to gridlock, like someone with a case of level two dissorientation would do, your landscape dissorientation only causes you to tie-up small parts of Pittsburg or Sacremento by repeatedly making the wrong turns; over and over again. While a person with a case of level two dissorientation might walk into an open elevator shaft, you simply walk into the water cooler every week at work at the same time. Your co-workers gather round the cooler waiting for you each week. There is help! First, get a road atlas and study Oregon and South Dakota. You are not up to dealing with New York or California! You can start small. Second, place a stobe light above the water cooler with a timer on it so you can have, your own little lighthouse, to help you steer your couse. Unless you have the B 52's playing, level ones usually avoid areas with strobe lights. Avoid people with cases of level 2 dissorientation because it is slightly contagious to people who are "level ones". Good luck.