Semi-Undissoriented

You are very astute when it comes to a compass, a map and traffic. You know moss grows on the North side of a tree in the Northern Hemisphere. You probably even know that the San Antonio Spurs once played in the Hemisphere Arena. Nonetheless, you still get confused about which way to go in road construction situations where the exit sign is placed well past the exit. This tendency to take misplaced signs literally means that you still have the potential, in spite of your great knowledge, to become threat to minor cash crops like spinach and cauliflower when Snidely Whiplash places an evil inacurate sign in just the riight evel spot . Just remember, when you are dissoriented, you can work your way out of a bad situation without destroying too much cabage. The one exception to this exists when you are with a person that has a case of level 2 dissorientation. In that case run for the hills before you become burried by a landslide that they accidently create.

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L2 Dissorientation

As a person with a classic case of level two dissorientation, all we can say is please be careful! Only an evil genious could live in this world and know so little about it. With your lack of geograph... Read more

L1 Dissorientation

As a person with a case of level one dissorientation, are dazed and confused when it comes to finding your way. You are not ever sure where you really are. The key to your survival is your trusty cell... Read more

Semi-Dissorientation

Congratulations! You only have a case of semi-landscape dissorientation. The biggest problem for those with semi-landscape dissorientation is that you have a tendency to over-estimate your abilities... Read more

Semi-Undissoriented

You are very astute when it comes to a compass, a map and traffic. You know moss grows on the North side of a tree in the Northern Hemisphere. You probably even know that the San Antonio Spurs once pl... Read more

Not Dissoriented

Well done! You are among the elite who are not dissoriented! You have an impressive knowledge of the States and this helps you at cocktail parties, 10th grade history tests, and knowing when your road... Read more

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