The Television and Kissing Test

All possible test results

Dancing w/ the Stars

This show requires minimal attention, contains almost no drama, and the only 'action' involved is watching celebrities attempt to dance...clumsily. If you enjoyed this test, check out one of my o... Read more

Heroes

Heroes is your ideal show, and good for you! I love heroes, too. It's an action-filled series, and it's exactly this superhero-type action that keeps it from being brain-numbingly boring. Hell, develo... Read more

ANTM

This show is pure guilty-pleasure gold! It has no substance to speak of, and is like a nice bag of potato chips...you can't only have one! Luckily, the episodes are nicely compact and predictably form... Read more

Prison Break

This show is packed full of action and drama, making it dangerously addictive! Plus, with the constant forward-reeling of explosions and sex, you'll never get bored! If you enjoyed this test, che... Read more

Desperate Housewives

This show started off as gold,and has slowly sunk into the depths as a primetime soap opera. As such, it's predictable (making the drama hollow), void of non-physical-comedy action, and it's long. On ... Read more

Lost

This show started off amazingly well, but since it's become rather cultist. Action-packed, this show is incredibly addictive, but requires a very devoted viewership. Do you have the time to invest? ... Read more

Grey's Anatomy

For a medical series, it seems like very little medicine-practicing ever gets done. Basically, this show is about a bunch of beautiful doctors who all sleep together. Which is fine. However, to keep u... Read more

House

This show is primetime crack. It's a medical drama that still practices medicine! It has action, drama, and a religious following. While the episodes can be formulaic, the weaving in of personal lives... Read more