The Cheese Test

All possible test results

Clueless!

You don't like cheese. Perhaps you are vegan. Or lactose intolorant. Or both. You took the test mainly to see what sort of questions were on it or because I personally made you take it. Your cheese su... Read more

a Cheese Poser

You tell people you like cheese but you really like "cheese". You get havarti with dill, when you are feeling daring, and put it in a sandwich where it belongs. Your cheese sugjestion: Fresh Mozzarell... Read more

Getting There

You probably have one or two cheeses that you really like. You could put together a competent cheese platter for a party. When you go into a deli you are not afraid to ask for samples. Cheese for you ... Read more

a Cheesemonger

People from Dean and Deluca have been calling you with job offers. The smell of rotten anything makes you strangely hungry. You probably own the Cheese Primer. You likely have to include a cheese alow... Read more

Steven Jenkins

You are the first American to be awarded France's prestigious Chevalier du Taste-Fromage. You have created and/or revamped the cheese counters at Dean & DeLuca, the Fairway Market, Balducci's, and oth... Read more