Their result for The Slimy Bastard Test ...

The Gentleman

You scored 9% Bad Hygiene, 0% Pig-Headedness, and 17% Ignorance!

Wow, you're totally NOT a Slimy Bastard! You have the ability to make any kind of woman happy. Congratulations!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Bad Hygiene Distribution

    They scored 9% on Bad Hygiene, higher than 19% of your peers.

  • Pig-Headedness Distribution

    They scored 0% on Pig-Headedness, higher than 16% of your peers.

  • Ignorance Distribution

    They scored 17% on Ignorance, higher than 38% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Gentleman

Wow, you're totally NOT a Slimy Bastard! You have the ability to make any kind of woman happy. Congratulations! Read more

The Pseudo-Gentleman

You mean well, but you don't really know a whole lot about what makes women happy. A little work on your etiquette could help your chances with the ladies. Read more

The Novice

You may or may not acutally have experience with women, but regardless, you could probably use some work on your etiquette when dealing with the fairer sex. Try reading a couple of dating books, or w... Read more

Borderline Pig-O

You're a little on the Piggy side, but chicks still dig you. Well, some do anyway. So if you're looking to be dug, you won. Go you! Read more

Borderline Pig-O

You're about average as far as pigginess and disregard for women's sensitive feelings go... but hey, at least you don't smell! Read more

Borderline Pig-O

You're a little more piggy than the average guy, and you've got quite a bit to learn about etiquette as pertains to women. But hey, at least you don't smell! Read more

The Stud-Muffin

Maybe you think you're a ladies' man... or maybe you just happen to get laid a lot and you're letting it go to your head. Either way, you're on your way to being a Slimy Bastard. Just let yourself g... Read more

The Stud-Muffin

Maybe you think you're a ladies' man... or maybe you just happen to get laid a lot and you're letting it go to your head. Either way, you're on your way to being a Slimy Bastard. Just let yourself g... Read more

The Tough Guy

The good news: Your scent and appearance are generally not offensive to most women. The bad news: Just about everything else, is. Try being more sensitive to a broad's needs, and you just might ... Read more

Semi-Slimy

Your grooming habits leave a little something to be desired, but you're not quite slimy enough to be a real Slimy Bastard. Try being more of a jerk. Read more

Semi-Slimy

Your grooming and etiquette leave a little something to be desired, but you're not quite slimy enough to be a real Slimy Bastard. Try being a little more of a jerk. Read more

Semi-Slimy

Your grooming and etiquette leave a little something to be desired, but you're not quite slimy enough to be a real Slimy Bastard. Try being a little more of a jerk. Read more

The Frat Boy

You're about average, as far as Slimy Bastardliness goes. You're not overly concerned with your partner's happiness, or your own personal hygiene. More likely, you're mostly interested in getting dr... Read more

The Frat Boy

You're about average, as far as Slimy Bastardliness goes. You're not overly concerned with your partner's happiness, or your own personal hygiene. More likely, you're mostly interested in getting dr... Read more

The Frat Boy

You're about average, as far as Slimy Bastardliness goes. You're not overly concerned with your partner's happiness, or your own personal hygiene. More likely, you're mostly interested in getting dr... Read more

Dirty Pig-O

You're a little on the unclean side, which can turn women off. You might want to work on your hygiene; That way you've got a better chance of banging that sexy broad you've been whistling at. Read more

Dirty Pig-O

You're a little on the unclean side, and your manners are crude at best, but you're just not slimy enough to qualify as a real, bona-fide Slimy Bastard. Try being a little smellier, and a little jerk... Read more

Dirty Pig-O

You're a little on the unclean side, and your manners are crude at best, but you're just not slimy enough to qualify as a real, bona-fide Slimy Bastard. Try being a little smellier, and you might hav... Read more

The Unclean One

Sorry to have to tell you this, but you are not a Slimy Bastard. You just need to wash. Try being more of a jerk, and acting like an idiot, and perhaps then you may approach true Slimy Bastardliness... Read more

The Dirty Bastard

You are pretty damn dirty, that's for sure. You're definitely approaching Slimy Bastardliness. Try being a bit more of a jag-off, and insulting women on a more frequent basis, to earn you the title ... Read more

Pseudo-Slimeball

You're the best of both worlds: stink-osity and total lack of etiquette. You just might be the quintissential American Male, but you're not enough of a chauvenist pig to be considered a true Slimy Ba... Read more

The Dirty Bastard

Dude, hate to break it to you, but you're just not dumb and chauvenistic enough to be a Slimy Bastard. Your hygiene habits put you on the curve, though. Keep trying! Read more

The Pseudo-Slimeball

Congratulations! You're well on your way to being a Slimy Bastard! Your chauvenism and insensitivity are about average, and your disgusting hygiene habits put you in a class all your own. Try actin... Read more

The Pseudo-Slimeball

Congratulations! You're well on your way to being a Slimy Bastard! Your disgusting hygiene habits and insensitivity are about average, and your chauventistic attitude puts you in a class all your o... Read more

The Pseudo-Slimeball

Congratulations! You're well on your way to being a Slimy Bastard! Your disgusting hygiene habits and chauvenistic attitude put you in a class all your own. Try acting a bit dumber, and you just m... Read more

The Pseudo-Slimeball

Congratulations! You're well on your way to being a Slimy Bastard! Your disgusting hygiene habits and chauvenistic attitude put you in a class all your own. Try acting a bit dumber, and you just m... Read more

The Slimy Bastard

Holy crap, dude! Are you trying to piss women off? Your disgusting habits, total disregard for women's feelings and complete ignorance to the inner workings of the female mind set you in a ca... Read more

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