Their result for The Big City Test ...

A Blue Collar Worker

Your ability to live in a Big City was determined by your spacial constraints (61%), endurance (54%), and patience (65%).

That's right. You work your 9-5, make your commute, and have your family. And while you might be all right. You're really fucking tired. The boss is running you ragged, the commute drains the hell out of you, and the people. just. suck. Good thing you can retire soon and move to the Alps. Or someplace equally stress free.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Spatial Distribution

    They scored 61% on Spatial, higher than 52% of your peers.

  • Stamina Distribution

    They scored 54% on Stamina, higher than 43% of your peers.

  • Patience Distribution

    They scored 65% on Patience, higher than 86% of your peers.

All possible test results

A lousy bum

Wow. How exactly did you take this test, anyway? You enjoy the freedom of having nothing to tie you down save your hunger and thirst. So enjoy the view, cause there's most likely never going to be ... Read more

Patient,but Pathetic

At peace with yourself, you can tolerate pretty much any wait period. Too bad you're a weakling who can't stand crowded spaces or jerks who cut you off in traffic. With some hard training and fastin... Read more

Oblivious

Congratulations...you're oblivious. Stupid assholes, beggars, children, sociopaths, smog, garbage-lined streets, you name it and you've seen it. Chances are you ignored it, and maybe even taught wha... Read more

A Triathlete

Patient and tough, you can go the distance, but you still need your open spaces. You can run right past that bum on the corner without a second glance or a reach into your pocket for spare change. T... Read more

An Old Fart

You don't mind the cramped space. In fact you might even find it comforting, if it weren't for all of the damn honking horns, ambulances, helicopters, and tap water that tastes like rust. When I was... Read more

A Blue Collar Worker

That's right. You work your 9-5, make your commute, and have your family. And while you might be all right. You're really fucking tired. The boss is running you ragged, the commute drains the hell... Read more

A Quasi City Slicker

Awww man! Too bad! You -almost- could survive a big city lifestyle. Except for the road rage and attitude. Better see a shrink and do some yoga. Then again, you probably fit right in. Read more

City Slicker

Dude. You rock. Cramped spaces? No problem. Punks, kids, old people, traffic, and pollution? Bring it on. You sir,(or ma'am) are a City Slicker. Most likely born in a city, you thrive on the fi... Read more

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