The 4-Variable Environmentalist Test
Their result for The 4-Variable Environmentalist Test ...
Hard-Core
67% Radicalism, 56% Personal Attachment90% Pragmatic Concerns, 73% Idealistic Concerns
Alright, now before you get annoyed by that category title, know that you almost got called the Classic Environmentalist. You have very strong opinions about the environment, and if someone doesn't hate the environment, you probably fit their image of an environmentalist. You recognize a wide variety of environmental problems, and there are even a few conservatives in this group (the real naturalists). Of course, this category also includes a lot of extreme socialists (the more scientific hippies). If you can get a conversation going with a non-environmentalist, you have a really good chance of convincing them to be a bit more concerned.
You are likely to get along just fine with Environmental Lawyers, and you will find that teaming up with a Green Politician is a great idea. Most of the environmentalists, including even the Tree Hugger, are just fine, and you may even have been called that once. Your exact opposite, the Small Business Owner, doesn't bother you too much, since you see him as someone to convince. However, stay far, far away from the Whale Hater, who will cynically throw away recyclables in front of you, then watch you dig through the trash to save the planet.
Join the Sierra Club.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 67% on Radical, higher than 93% of your peers.
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They scored 56% on Env-Personal, higher than 67% of your peers.
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They scored 90% on Env-Pragmatist, higher than 98% of your peers.
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They scored 73% on Env-Idealist, higher than 71% of your peers.
All possible test results
Small Business Owner
You're the Small Business Owner! [Calm Detached Skeptical Realist] You aren't too excited about environmentalism, and really, it doesn't seem to be much of a problem to you. While envir... Read more
Petition Signer
You're the Petition Signer! [Calm Detached Skeptical Idealist] There are environmental problems that need to be dealt with, but an issue can be very important without it having concrete... Read more
Concerned Scientist
You're the Concerned Scientist! [Calm Detached Pragmatic Realist] Well, maybe the word "concerned" is an overstatement. You're hardly an environmentalist extraorinaire, but you do have ... Read more
Green Politician
You're the Green Politician! [Calm Detached Pragmatic Idealist] Don't get me wrong! You're far from Ralph Nader. However, you have concerns about the environment that run all across the... Read more
Corporate Defender
You're the Corporate Defender! [Calm Attached Skeptical Realist] You aren't actually going to jump up and defend the corporations from the environmentalists, but if you were a lawyer, y... Read more
Whale Saver
You're the Whale Saver! [Calm Attached Skeptical Idealist] Save the whales! Maybe I'm wrong, but you'd really like it if the whales got saved. And the trees too. The difference is, that... Read more
Conservationist
You're the Conservationist! [Calm Attached Pragmatic Realist] You are really, honestly attached to the environment, either because you're a sportsman/sportswoman, or because you just re... Read more
Rainforest Buyer
You're the Rainforest Buyer! [Calm Attached Pragmatic Idealist] The environment impacts us all, and it has lots of problems. Now, you don't have time to be a founding member of a recycl... Read more
Whale Hater
You're the Whale Hater! [Radical Detached Skeptical Realist] You don't have any particular reason to be anti-environmentalist, but you sure are. Maybe your mother was a hippie, or one o... Read more
Petition Circulator
You're the Petition Signer! [Radical Detached Skeptical Idealist] There are environmental problems that need to be dealt with, and the most important issues need not have concrete signi... Read more
Env. Scientist
You're the Environmental Scientist! [Radical Detached Pragmatic Realist] Well, maybe the word "radical" is an overstatement. You're hardly an environmentalist extraordinaire, but you do... Read more
Env. Lawyer
You're the Environmental Lawyer! [Radical Detached Pragmatic Idealist] You have very strong opinions about the environment, and you're likely to see a list of environmental problems, th... Read more
Oil Executive
You're the Oil Executive! [Radical Attached Skeptical Realist] You may not actually own an oil company, but if you did, you certainly wouldn't feel bad about it. Something in you really... Read more
Tree Hugger
You're the Tree Hugger! [Radical Attached Skeptical Idealist] Oh my, you really are, aren't you? You've got your opinions, you've got your picket signs, and you're bringing your friends... Read more
Conservation Officer
You're the Conservation Officer! [Radical Attached Pragmatic Realist] You are really, honestly attached to the environment, and you almost certainly have an outdoor activity that is ver... Read more
Hard-Core
You're Hard-Core! [Radical Attached Pragmatic Idealist] Alright, now before you get annoyed by that category title, know that you almost got called the Classic Environmentalist. ... Read more