Their result for The "Are You a TOP or BOTTOM" Test ...

SWISS ARMY KNIGHT!

You scored 53% Intergender Dominance (TOP), 41% Intergender Submissiveness (BOTTOM), and 42% Ambivalence (VERSATILE)!

Unbelieveable! Can it be true? A REAL versatile?!?! So many bottoms claim to be veratile in sad hopes of discovering true versatility, but YOU might actually be the real thing! Note the word "might". It's true, most versatile folks are really bottoms in deep denial, but if you aren't REALLY versatile, you sure fooled us! Hell, you might even be bi. Revel in your versatility and seek out others who can match your witty switching abilities. Beware... the bottoms posing in your shoes are all around you!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Dominance Distribution

    They scored 53% on Dominance, higher than 48% of your peers.

  • Submissiveness Distribution

    They scored 41% on Submissiveness, higher than 57% of your peers.

  • Ambivalence Distribution

    They scored 42% on Ambivalence, higher than 68% of your peers.

All possible test results

THE FRUIT FLY!

You seem to always be the friend and seldom the lover, but that may be by design. You are a friend to the gay world, but not as active sexually as you'd like to be. An enigma, you possess the sensua... Read more

SWISS ARMY KNIGHT!

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THE DELICATE FLOWER!

Awwwe. You are the most adorable bottom ever. What you need is a good old fashioned cuddle session. Either that, or a good old fashioned ass pounding. Either way, you'll be happy as long as someon... Read more

THE VERSA-BOTTOM!

I Can't Believe It's Not Bottom! Try as you might, versatility has been a pain in the butt for you. Being a bottom doesn't make you any less of a man. If anything, it makes you MORE of one. Look a... Read more

STUD MASTER TOP!

And after I do that, can I make you a sandwich, master? You are the cream of the tops. You don't take "oh" for an answer. You may have the ability to be a gentle loving person, but unless you're st... Read more

THE VERSA-TOP!

Is the divorce final yet?!?! Lord knows, you've probably spent enough time trying to convince yourself that you're straight. That's great, though! In the gay world, you are a prize! You may have h... Read more

SWISS ARMY KNIGHT!

Unbelieveable! Can it be true? A REAL versatile?!?! So many bottoms claim to be veratile in sad hopes of discovering true versatility, but YOU might actually be the real thing! Note the word "migh... Read more

THE HIPPY!

You are off the charts! I don't know how you did it, but you broke the computer! You're unique capacity for versatility and ambivalence has completely caught us off guard. You must be the happiest ... Read more

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