Shaquille O'Neal

You may have heard of Shaq. He's only the most unstoppable force in the history of the NBA, a three-time champion with the Lakers, and the guy whose presence made everyone pay attention to Miami (where the result was mainly the realization that Dwayne Wade is really, really good). Sure, he needs tons of attention and can't shoot a free throw to save his life, but having Shaq on the floor even at his age is almost like playing with six guys instead of five.

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Mark Madsen

You won't find a nicer guy than Madsen. Unfortunately, you won't find a bigger, goofier, less effective center either. Well, okay, maybe Greg Ostertag. Read more

Ben Wallace

Big Ben Wallace is big. He's not fast. He's not particularly skilled (although in recent years he's unveiled a functional mid-range jumper). But he's big. And selfless. Big Ben doesn't care about his ... Read more

Tim Duncan

Tim Duncan has been called the best player in basketball by many, and it's tough to argue. His Spurs have won three of the last seven championships and two of the last three. He's not the quickest pla... Read more

Amare Stoudemire

Amare Stoudemire is a force of nature. He is not quick, at least not compared to scampering guards like Iverson, but he is the most unstoppable force in basketball since Young Shaq... and he's even yo... Read more

Michael Olowokandi

He's big. He's slow. He doesn't help his teammates. He's not particularly skilled. Shaq can crush him with a single hand. He's the prototypical Number One Pick That Didn't Pan Out. Ladies and Gentleme... Read more

Eric Dampier

He's very strong around the rim, but don't count on him to win any footraces. For that matter, don't count on him to pass the ball out of the double team or make a leaning jumper, either. Honestly, mo... Read more

Antoine Walker

A little pudgy, a little slow... but 'Toine can shoot the ball from the three and could, if he made the effort, play from down low as well. This makes him a rarity in the NBA, sort of like Dirk Nowitz... Read more

Shaquille O'Neal

You may have heard of Shaq. He's only the most unstoppable force in the history of the NBA, a three-time champion with the Lakers, and the guy whose presence made everyone pay attention to Miami (wher... Read more

The Twelfth Man

Always quick to wave a towel for his teammates, his relative lack of skill and athleticism keep this guy firmly on the bench. He might see some action in blowout games (either the good kind or the bad... Read more

Shawn Marion

Shawn Marion's a remarkable athlete, quick on his feet, who knows how to pass. But man, is his jumper ugly. Still, when he's running the break with Phoenix and slashing to the basket, Marion's poetry ... Read more

Steve Nash

Steve Nash may not be the most athletic guy on the block, but his skill, speed, and selflessness make up for it. A talented floor general, Nash won the MVP for the '04-'05 season as his presence prove... Read more

LeBron James

This is an elite category. LeBron James is fast, athletic, gifted with a diverse skill set, and is a highly unselfish player. If more people played like LeBron, the NBA would rapidly return to its Bir... Read more

Rafer Alston

The former streetball legend (he went by the name "Skip to My Lou") has had a rocky transition to the NBA. Career numbers: 8.2 points per game, 4.2 assists, 1.46 turn-overs, and 39% field-goal shootin... Read more

Ben Gordon

Ben Gordon is going to be very, very good someday. He's lightning fast and a superb athlete. He's just inconsistent and takes too many bad shots. Unquestionably an asset to the team, Gordon enters his... Read more

Carmelo Anthony

'Melo is a terrific player with a bright future, but his petulant streak sometimes hurts him and, let's be honest, he's not as toned as the upper echelon of NBA athletes. He's quick on his feet, loves... Read more

Alan Iverson

Fast as hell, talented, and unquestionably athletic, Iverson is the people's champion (mainly because he's one of the few basketball players at his level who's not significantly taller than most peopl... Read more

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