Bum!

You are clearly a person of strict science who thinks philosophy is a waste of time. You have no philosophical soulmate.

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Bum!

You are clearly a person of strict science who thinks philosophy is a waste of time. You have no philosophical soulmate. Read more

Getting there

You clearly believe in some religious philosophies, and you may be on your way to a bright future in philosophical studies. Descartes may be a good choice for you to start out with, although you are ... Read more

All in your mind

You have a decent basis in rationalism, which means you should definitely stay away from any empiricist philosophers. Descartes should make a good starting point for you. Read more

Leibniz

Your philosophical soulmate is Leibniz! You roll around in a tiny little monad, and no matter which way you look, you'll see whatever God has programmed you to see. But never fear, you still have fr... Read more

Descartes

Your philosophical soulmate seems to be Descartes, although the two of you may have some trouble stomaching his "proof" of God. Read more

Descartes

You are Descartes! You believe very firmly in God - so much so that you'd use circular logic to prove His existence. You don't trust your senses, and you are best off assuming you are dreaming. Read more

Hume Novice

You don't have much in the way of philosophical ideas, but if you were going to follow one of our philosophers, it would be Hume. Ever the empiricist, Hume also believed that just because things are ... Read more

Oops.

You seem to be the bastard child of Hume and Leibniz. Good luck not developing multiple personalities. Read more

Cheater

You seem to hold views that are both empiricist and rational. I regret to inform you that this makes you Kant. If you don't know why that's a bad thing, read some of his works. Read more

Kant do it...

You are Kant. You seek to unite the worlds of empiricism and rationality. And while you believe in God, you don't use him very much in your philosophical reasonings. Read more

So sad

You are Kant. I'd give you a sympathetic hug if I could. Read more

Mutt

You've scored a little of everything, making you either very well rounded or schizophrenic. Read more

Beginning Nietzsche

You are Nietzsche, or at least well on your way. A misogynistic, syphillitic, bitter man who believes God is dead, he is at least an entertaining read. Read more

Shiver

You are an unholy alliance of Nietzsche and Leibniz. Back! Back vile creature! Read more

Nietzsche

God is dead. ~Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. ~God Congratulations, you are Nietzsche. A man of many great quotes, you are also infected with syphillis and hate all women. Read more

Unholy

You are an unholy alliance of Nietzsche and Leibniz. Back! Back vile creature! Read more

Nietzsche

God is dead. ~Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. ~God Congratulations, you are Nietzsche. A man of many great quotes, you are also infected with syphillis and hate all women. Read more

Nietzsche

God is dead. ~Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. ~God Congratulations, you are Nietzsche. A man of many great quotes, you are also infected with syphillis and hate all women. Read more

Nietzsche/Hume

Congratulations! As Nietzsche and Hume, you get to go out to bars, play pool, and get infected with the syph! Read more

Triad of trouble

Irrational? Woman hating? Religious? You are the bastard child of Leibniz and Nietzsche. May God have mercy on your soul - if he isn't dead, that is. Read more

Give up

I don't know what to do with you. Pick an ideology and stick with it. Read more

Confused

You are clearly a troubled person with multiple personalities. You are beyond the help of dead philosophers. Read more

Confused

You are clearly a troubled person with multiple personalities. Although you did score closer to rationalism, which puts you in the camp of Descartes. Or you can go with your misogyny and be Nietzsch... Read more

Psychiatric patient

You are either a very well rounded person, or you're schizophrenic. Either way, maybe you need to read a little less philosophy. Read more

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