The Red Dwarf Test

All possible test results

The Cat

You have style and sophitication, but unfortunately, you are also the son of a cripple and an idiot. You might want to watch some more Red Dwarf before taking this quiz. Or perhaps watch AN episode. I... Read more

Kochanski

Face it: Kochanski's a know-it-all that doesn't really know it all. Or much, for that matter. We love her, we hate her. We're jealous that she gets Lister. She is pretty, but still pretty bitchy. But ... Read more

Kryten

Ok, so you're a service droid. You were build to clean the washrooms and change the bogrolls. But, hey, that's what life's about, isn't it? Rising above one's birth to achieve new and better things. Y... Read more

Rimmer

Yes, Rimmer is a jerk at times. Yes, he can be a real smeghead. He can be a total and complete smegging smeghead. But, in the end, he does come through. Overcoming his cowardice and saving the entire ... Read more

Lister

You are the hero of our tale. You may be a dolt, but you are also extremely caring, self-sacrificing, and even fairly intelligent (when you let it slip). You like to play dumb so as to be unassuming, ... Read more

Holly

You are the ship's computer. You have an IQ of 6,000. The same IQ as 6,000 P.E. teachers. You may've gone a bit computer senile, but you can win a battle of wits with a toaster. You know almost as muc... Read more