The Size Queen Test

All possible test results

Size Clueless

You are, in fact, in no way a genuine size queen. If a big guy came along, you wouldn't know what to do. That is a blessing and a curse. [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have an... Read more

Size Doesn't Matter

You don't really care about size at all. At least 99% of the male population probably thank you for that. Not me, but, hey, I suck at thank yous. [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result... Read more

Likes Average Men

You seem neat, but size isn't your thing. [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have any extra questions for or about the test, or just want to chat, please message me and I guarante... Read more

Not A Size Queen

You're incredibly nice! Alas, you're not a big fan of large-sized men, otherwise we'd be perfect for each other. But if you just want a friend, take this an opportunity to message me. [If you stron... Read more

Super Good Girl

You're insanely nice! Alas, you're not a big fan of large-sized men, otherwise we'd be perfect for each other. But if you just want a friend, take this an opportunity to message me. [If you strongl... Read more

Average Girl

You like your men bigger than average but the thought of a genuine 8" or more is still a little frightening. If the opportunity presented itself, you might change but at the moment, that's the way yo... Read more

Average Girl

You like your men bigger than average but the thought of a genuine 8" or more is still a little frightening. We'd probably chat well, or be good casual friends, but that's about it. You're amazingly... Read more

Average Cool Girl

You like your men bigger than average but the thought of a genuine 8" or more is still a little frightening. But you could be, as the header says, very cool. [If you strongly agree or disagree with ... Read more

Average Nice Girl

You like your men bigger than average but the thought of a genuine 8" or more is still a little frightening. Plus, you're very considerate. We'd be lousy lovers but great friends. [If you strongly ... Read more

Average Ideal Girl

You like your men bigger than average but the thought of a genuine 8" or more is still a little frightening. But we're still very compatible; we'd be great friends and lousy lovers. [If you strongly... Read more

Kinda Size Queen

You crotch-watch, you pray your new boyfriend has a couple of extra inches and you'd be totally willing to explore the biggest men you could find. But you're not totally obsessed with it, at least. ... Read more

Sorta Size Queen

You crotch-watch, you pray your new boyfriend has a couple of extra inches and you'd be totally willing to explore the biggest men you could find. But you're not totally obsessed with it, at least. ... Read more

Nearly Size Queen

You crotch-watch, you pray your new boyfriend has a couple of extra inches and you'd be totally willing to explore the biggest men you could find. But you're not totally obsessed with it, at least. ... Read more

Nice Size Queen

You're not obsessed with size but it's a definite plus for you. But given your totally great compatibility score, we'd get along really well. Message me, if you so please. [If you strongly agree or... Read more

Nice Size Queen

You're not obsessed with size but it's a definite plus for you. But given your totally great compatibility score, we'd get along really well. Message me, if you want. [If you strongly agree or di... Read more

Insane About Size

Your love big dicks but you're not that appreciative to the men that they're attached to. Be nicer! [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have any extra questions for or about the te... Read more

Obsessed With Size

You love big men but you might not always treat their owners with respect. You probably want them to show off more than necessary but otherwise get along fine. [If you strongly agree or disagree wi... Read more

Good For Size

You might like big penises a littttttle too much, but you'd still be a great lover for a large man. [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have any extra questions for or about the test... Read more

Great For Size!

You like well-endowed men a lot; they like you back because you treat them so well. This practically guarantees we'd get along. [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have any extra qu... Read more

Perfect For Size!

You like well-endowed men a lot; they like you back because you treat them so well. This practically guarantees we'd get along. [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have any extra qu... Read more

Bitch Size Queen

Wow. This score's really hard to get, so I feel safe in calling anyone who gets this result a bitch. Bitch! [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have any extra questions for or abou... Read more

Hardcore Size Queen

You care about big penises more than you care about men with big penises. You can be very selfish, without being evil. [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have any extra questions f... Read more

Hardcore Size Queen

You care about big penises more than you care about men with big penises. But you can still treat them well. [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have any extra questions for or abou... Read more

Awesome Size Queen

You're obsessed with well-hung men, but they love you back. Kudos. [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have any extra questions for or about the test, or just want to chat, please m... Read more

Some Kind Of Goddess

You reaaaaally like the big boys. And you deserve one. In fact, I demand we chat (unless you just got to this page through trickery. In which case we can still chat, because I like trickery. Email... Read more