You are the MISTUNED TELEVISION. Nothing but static and the faint echo of a game show in a language nobody understands. God is trying to speak through you, but your rabbit ears done gone deef.
SEEK: the credulous. Dumb people can find meaning in ANYTHING. (See if they like this test-- that'd be a good indicator right there.) AVOID: areas prone to natural disasters. Otherwise, you'll be the person standing there with a fire extinguisher as the flood waters rise.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
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