You are CASSANDRA. You know something bad is coming, you can even give details-- but nobody listens to you. I think you already suspect the reason why.
You probably DO have a personality of some sort, but this test sure can't find it. You don't get laugh lines or frown lines-- you get anticipatory wince lines.
SEEK: oblivion. No, not suicide-- there's a reason Cassandra lived as long as she did, and it's because she knew suicide wouldn't help-- OBLIVION. Try putting on some music REALLY LOUD and dancing around the room naked. ANYTHING to shut up the voices in your head-- they're NOT HELPING.
AVOID: residence in doomed cities. You've got enough problems without adding rape to the mix.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
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