You are the SWAMP ISLAND. Kind of like a desert island, but with rain and plenty of springs. Basically, you're a glob of mud sitting in the middle of the ocean. (The reason you have such a low lamprey count is the leeches crowded them out.)
You are lush and fertile... but whiffing of decay and home to clouds of gnats. On the other hand, to a drowning man, you look like paradise. Capitalize on that.
SEEK: rebounders. AVOID: loggers.
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