You are the ILLEGIBLE WARNING. You are the yellow road sign reading SKORF over an icon of a bongo drum. You are shreds of the label left on the vial that read "Do not take with ta--". You are the hazmat code symbol that either means "Instant flaming death" or "May cause strawberry-flavored belches" depending on which way up it is.
This is why people are REALLY NERVOUS when you're around-- even though you're probably nothing to worry about.
SEEK: thrill-seekers, people bad at math. AVOID: finding out the hard way what they're afraid you might be.
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