Their result for The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test ...
Nightmare scales: Panic: 63%. Dread: 56%. Lampreys: 50%.
You are the UNNECESSARY HEIMLICH MANEUVER. Sure, if it had actually been a crisis, you would have been a hero-- but as it stands, you're just an embarassment.
SEEK: people who don't know a hell of a lot about their own bodies. AVOID: lawyers.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 63% on panic, higher than 85% of your peers.
They scored 56% on dread, higher than 72% of your peers.
They scored 50% on lampreys, higher than 47% of your peers.
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