Their result for The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test ...
Nightmare scales: Panic: 56%. Dread: 56%. Lampreys: 38%.
You are the BAD TATTOO. Seemed like a good idea at the time...
Unfortunately, in its current state of development, this test cannot distinguish between the two forms of Bad Tattoo: the DRAGON ON FLAB and the ETHNIC PRETENSION. If you promise what you can no longer deliver, you're the former-- while if you claim to be something you never were, you're the latter. Not that it matters now, though.
SEEK: someone else who always seems to wear long-sleeved shirts, even when it's hot out. Maybe laser treatment, if you can afford it. AVOID: anyone who could be described as "your ex." Especially the ones who seemed to mean it when they gave you the "Let's just be friends" speech.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 56% on panic, higher than 70% of your peers.
They scored 56% on dread, higher than 72% of your peers.
They scored 38% on lampreys, higher than 12% of your peers.
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