Their result for The Tits OR Ass Test ...
Well, I was going to give everyone their own little categories full of ridicule or laudation, as appropriate, but the score function seems to be well and truly borked. That, or I can't be bothered to figure it out. Don't you judge me!
Anyway, you can see your score up there, and will be able to discern for yourself whether you're the type who will goose any two fleshy bits that happen to be in close proximity to one another, or possess the proud ability to tell an ass from a variety of non-ass objects.
In either case, if you want to brush up on your skills, I recommend pornography, and lots of it.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 75% on Ass, higher than 49% of your peers.
They scored 67% on Tits, higher than 40% of your peers.
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