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Go buy a ruler you poor bastid.... preferably a metric one you imperialistic bitch

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INSECURE PERVERT

YOU ARE A TOTALLY INSECURE LOSSSSSSSSER.... hahaha this guy put his fully erect penis on his monitor!!!!!! AND THE WHOLE TIME IT WAS UNDER MY INSTRUCTION!!!.... you could be gay or something - ... Read more

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