The How Good a Lesbian are You? Test

All possible test results

High-Maintenance Gal

You're hard work and you know it. You're either obsessed with the seedier side of life or too picky to ever get a girlfriend. Either that, or (and we all know that this is the truth) you're a man. G... Read more

Not for Me...

Thanks for playing, but you're simply not a well-rounded lesbian. Life not all about fannies and shagging you know... Read more

Could Do Better

Although you're not the best lesbian around, you're certainly not the worst. Try and keep your nose out of the air and your mind out of the gutter and the bikini-clad lovelies will certainly come a-f... Read more

Almost there...

Almost too good to be true? Which must mean you're a real live girl who doesn't think that being a lesbian's all about fisting and dungarees. Be sure to give me a shout if you're still available, yo... Read more

My perfect woman

There's nothing about you I don't like. Seriously. Come see me, I'll treat you to a mixed grill and a game of Cribbage. You won't be disappointed... Read more