The Facts of Life Test

All possible test results

The Baby

Have you even realised that you've been born yet?! You're probably too little to have heard about the birds and the bees I guess, but at least you tried! Now run along, it's time for your breastfeed. Read more

The Primary Schooler

You know the real basics, but past that you just can't handle it. It's probably best to just stick to remembering that the mean ones are boys and the bitchy ones are girls. Come back when you hit pu... Read more

The High Schooler

Hmm, well you've finally realised there is something different between men and women - but you're not too sure exactly what. Keep studying and you might get it one day! For now, just carry on snickeri... Read more

The University Grad

Well, whether it's through raw experience or that you're a bit of a bookworm you certainly know your stuff. There's still room for improvement though, so I guess it's back to hitting the books...or th... Read more

The Adult

Others worship at the shrine of your sexual knowledge. You know everything there is to know about 'the facts of life'. Although your sex life is pretty dried up now, you enjoy sharing in the triumph... Read more