The Just How American Are You? Test

All possible test results

Foreigner!

Congrats! You do not possess the worst of American qualities, and you don't know all there is to know about America as far as geography and general knowledge goes. More than likely, you didn't want a ... Read more

Tourist

Congrats! You know a lot about America, without actually possessing the personal stereotypical American characteristics. Perhaps you are an American who simply doesn't act as lazy and power hungry as ... Read more

Terrorist

Yikes! Take a chill pill, you psycho! Pinky and the Brain are your heroes, or your companions. You want control of everything around you, and that's not a very good thing. You don't know much about Am... Read more

Educated Terrorist

Well, you've been reading up I see! And probably planning your next attack as well. You're power hungry and you need to relax. You don't have to win everything. You are a dangerous combo of knowledge ... Read more

Unaware American

Well, I'd say you're the typical uninterested American. You don't care about what's goin on around you, especially politics. You're not eager to join the war on terrorism, by any means. You probably d... Read more

AmeriGeek

Well, at least you've passed American History and Geography class. Perhaps school is all you are active in. Hopefully all that time you spend in front of the TV is at least spent watching educational ... Read more

1/2 American

You want to rule the world, or at least control the things around you. The good news is the rest of the world doesn't hafta deal with you since you probably spend all your time watching tv or playing ... Read more

History Teacher

Well, you know your facts, but you probably spend a little too much time dining out and watching tv and perhaps playing video games. You're probably a sore loser, which might explain your shortage of ... Read more

Front line Infantry

Well aren't you proud to be an American??? Should you be? Maybe you should think about that. You actively support a nation which most foreigners hate. Now, why would they hate the greatest country in ... Read more

MilitaryIntelligence

Proud and smart. You're not lazy and you don't go over the top trying to control things and people around you. You'd make a great member of military intelligence since you're willing to fight, but you... Read more

Company Commander

You're not lazy, you want control, and your ready to defend your country by all means necessary! Perhaps you'd make a great leader in the U.S. military. You may not have or need book smarts, but you m... Read more

President

Well, well, well. You've got what it takes to make a great leader, but you might want to tone down as far as trying to control everyone and everything around you. Stop and listen to your people and wh... Read more

Lazy Patriot

You talk a lot of talk, but you probably couldn't handle the walk. Get off your butt and away from the TV. Get out there and find a hobby. Go to the library, or go back to school and re-take American ... Read more

Typical American

You know your stuff, and like most Americans, you spend too much time watching TV and eating fast food. You do support your country and the soldiers fighting the war, even if you don't support the act... Read more

Military Cook

You're as eager and patriotic as an infantryman should be, but you're just too lazy for the front lines. What shall we do with you? Perhaps you could cook for the boys, if they'd trust you to do that.... Read more

Native American

No, I don't mean native as in "Indians" I mean, you are THE stereotypical American. YOU are what foreigners picture as the ultimate American: lazy, power hungry, patriotic. Not to mention, you know yo... Read more