The What Is Your Badass Career? Test
PRO PIMP
YOU ARE EVERYTHING ALL ROLLED INTO 1.
This is a blessing and a curse.
You would make a bomb-ass tattoo artist, but if that is too much or not enough for you, consider these other fabulous careers:
- PIMP
- WINE-TASTER
- EVIL BABYSITTER
- SOMEONE WHO JUMPS INFRONT OF VEHICLES AND SUES
- WELL WISHER
- DJ
- PRONO PRODUCER
- CRAZY PERSON WHO WEARS A SANDWICH BOARD DOWNTOWN
Trust me, the possibilities are endless! You're better off unemployed than in a job that is too bland that you hate. You could invent your own job, open a company or buisness and make it happen!
Remember to always stay true to your three elements:
- You're a hardass. ROCK IT. Don't back down and be named a pussy extraordinaire.
- You're outgoing. You love people (aww you love me) and you need to be amongt them, conversing in some manner. Don't allow yourself to be cut off from the outside world.
- You're an artist! This is the last element that spices up the other two. Have you ever heard the term "starving artist"? Well, optimize your other talents, make them work together with your creativity... and that will never be you.
All possible test results
Office Monkey
Oh dear, you are so cute but that's about all you are good for. Sit in that chair, keep hitting those keys... you've found your calling. The most bad ass you've ever been is flinging your excremen... Read more
Assassin/Terrorist
Daaammmmnnnn. You're a whole Lotta Toughness and nothing else! You would RULE the world as a stunt double, or someone who goes on Fear Factor everyday... Or you could manufacture plastic firear... Read more
Stripper / Bartender
Ah. You are nothing but outgoing all around. You never lift a finger to hurt anyone and you don't have a knack for creativity. So take off your clothes and dance around! You want to make people... Read more
Ultimate Fighter
ooooh yeah. although you lack the "intuitive eye", your rich abundance in social ability and mental and phycial strength, make you a perfect candidate for being an ULTIMATE FIGHTER. Find out wh... Read more
Weapon Designer
Wowie, you're the last of a dieing breed. You have no backbone, and no desire to interact socially with anything. That's okay. You can design and build houses, or pretty much anything! Design i... Read more
Tattoo Artist
Ah, you're artistic, a loner, but a hardass! On first glance, it sounds sexy and intruiging, but your social barriers will leave everyone with a bad taste in their mouth. You need a job that wi... Read more
Event Planner
You love people and pretty things and wish no harm on anyone! If only it were the 60's you would have it made by now. You are all about feeling the love, bringing people together and making the... Read more
PRO PIMP
YOU ARE EVERYTHING ALL ROLLED INTO 1. This is a blessing and a curse. You would make a bomb-ass tattoo artist, but if that is too much or not enough for you, consider these other fabul... Read more
