Their result for The Girlfriend Archetype Test ...

The Keeper

an extraordinarily shocking result!!!

Low Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Moderately Sexual :: Loyal

Very nice, a keeper! You're pretty close to becoming the perfect woman, turn up the sex level just a notch.

The way to a man's heart is not through his stomach, it's through his pants!

Ok ok, you're right I am being too hard on you. You're doing pretty good already! Not every man deserves a perfect woman anyway..

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Maintenance Distribution

    They scored 0% on Maintenance, higher than 17% of your peers.

  • Thoughtfulness Distribution

    They scored 83% on Thoughtfulness, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Sexuality Distribution

    They scored 57% on Sexuality, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Loyalty Distribution

    They scored 67% on Loyalty, higher than 16% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Useless

Low Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Mildly Sexual :: Unloyal The result says it all, ouch! Read more

The Virgin

Low Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Mildly Sexual :: Loyal Well you may or may not literally be a virgin, we're talking figuratively here toots! You are lacking in 2/4 major departments. You ... Read more

The One Night Stand

Low Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Moderately Sexual :: Unloyal You're not looking for much, or looking to do much. Seems like you'd do better at one night stands than being a steady girlfri... Read more

The Average

Low Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Moderately Sexual :: Loyal Being average isn't so bad, right? Just work on becoming a bit more thoughtful and you'll be on your way to becoming a keeper! ... Read more

The Fuck Friend

Low Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Extremely Sexual :: Unloyal Whoa hey, and I thought guys were bad (and I mean bad in the worst/best way possible). You know what you want and you'... Read more

The Naughty

Low Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Extremely Sexual :: Loyal You may not be very thoughtful, but your sex drive, kink, and loyalty make up for it. You've been very naughty! [spank] Read more

The Casual

Low Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Mildly Sexual :: Unloyal You like to casually date I take it? Not let anyone get too close, although I'm sure plenty try. Eh, whatever maybe eventually you wi... Read more

The Sweetheart

Low Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Mildly Sexual :: Loyal Oh, how sweet. Low maintenance, thoughtful, loyal, buttt not too sexual huh? Maybe you're young, or just a bit inexperienced, or perhap... Read more

The Cheater

Low Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Moderately Sexual :: Unloyal You have so much going for you, except you can't remain loyal huh? Ah well nobody's perfect right? Maybe you will be able to trus... Read more

The Keeper

Low Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Moderately Sexual :: Loyal Very nice, a keeper! You're pretty close to becoming the perfect woman, turn up the sex level just a notch. The way to a m... Read more

The Sex Fiend

Low Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Extremely Sexual :: Unloyal Hot as fire in bed, except not only with your boyfriend, but a few others on the side as well! It's not your fault right? You're n... Read more

The Goddess

Low Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Extremely Sexual :: Loyal Worthy of being worshipped you are perfect in every single way. Did you really answer those questions honestly? If so, wow. Read more

The Gold Digger

High Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Mildly Sexual :: Unloyal Well hello Anna Nicole Smith! Yeah that's right, I said it! Keep your hooks away from me!! Read more

The Waste of Time

High Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Mildly Sexual :: Loyal Well it's nice that you're loyal, but you're also not very thoughtful or sexual. A pet dog would be better, and less expensive - ne... Read more

The Headache

High Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Moderately Sexual :: Loyal You're hard to please, not very thoughtful, but you put out and you're trustworthy. Worth keeping, but what a damn headache! Y... Read more

The Trophy

High Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Moderately Sexual :: Loyal You're hot and you know it. How else could you get away with being such high maintenance, while not being thoughtful at all. Yo... Read more

The Succubus

High Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Extremely Sexual :: Unloyal You like to suck men dry huh? So tell me, what do souls taste like? Well at least he will be satisfied sexually, and probably ... Read more

The Luxury

High Maintenance :: Inconsiderate :: Extremely Sexual :: Loyal You're a luxury and you know it. You cost arm and leg, you aren't willing to do much for him OUT of the bedroom, but in the bedr... Read more

The Headcase

High Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Mildly Sexual :: Unloyal WTF? Ok let's get this straight - You expect a lot from him, at the same time you are pretty thoughtful in return, you don't really ... Read more

The Tease

High Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Mildly Sexual :: Loyal Maybe if he keeps spending more and more on you he will start getting a little more action? Probably not! You love teasing him, it's g... Read more

The Manipulator

High Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Moderately Sexual :: Unloyal You expect a lot from him, and treat him nicely in return, you satisfy him sexually, but at the same time you're out cheating on... Read more

The Princess

High Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Moderately Sexual :: Loyal It sure costs a lot to keep you happy, but you're very sweet and he feels like you're worth it, you do satisfy him in bed, and you... Read more

The Heartbreaker

High Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Extremely Sexual :: Unloyal Ouch! What was that? Oh, it was the sound of a heart breaking. High maintenance, but thoughtful and sweet, totally hot in the bed... Read more

The Diamond

High Maintenance :: Thoughtful :: Extremely Sexual :: Loyal You're perfect in every aspect except you're high maintenance. Oh well, you don't get a package like this every day! You're expensi... Read more

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