The anal-retentive apostrophe Test

All possible test results

Uh-oh.

I'm sorry to say that you don't have the faintest clue as to where to put apostrophes, and where to leave them out. In fact, you probably had to work pretty hard to get this few points, considering th... Read more

Whoops!

Well, I guess we have to congratulate you for not coming in the very lowest category. Although, to be honest, you didn't do very well either. Perhaps it is a good idea to brush up on them ole' grammar... Read more

Nae bad!

Hey, now! You did get less than half of the questions right, but to be fair there were a few sneaky bastards there as well. If you want to brush up on the 'ole skills: google "Apostrophe", and you wil... Read more

Better than half...

Well, you got more than half the questions right - that's a prett good start! Apostrophes are a dying art, but you seem to master the little buggers - at least to a certain degree. Perhaps it's time t... Read more

Well done!

you didn't quite make it to the top 10 per cent, but you came pretty damn close! You have a good command of the apostrophe, and you understand how to use it - well, most of the time, anyway. There wer... Read more

PERFECTION!

Ah! Allow me to cordially invite you to a hug, a fine cigar and a bottle of bubbly! You made it to the top 10% of the test result - what can I say? Very well done, pat yourself on the back, and realis... Read more