Their result for The Vanity Test ...

The Shady Stranger

You placed in vanity rank 10

You're hot. You know it, but you hide it. Everyone else knows it...and fuck anybody who says otherwise, right? You're a dark sort of beauty. Subtle. Dangerous. People tend to notice you even when you're being quiet. Like a stalker in the shadows.

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I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
I'm into your style. Check out mine.

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • vanity Distribution

    They scored 10% on vanity, higher than 30% of your peers.

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