The What Kind Of Tea Are You Test

All possible test results

Tea that is Tea

You don't even breathe? You must be tea itself. What are you doing on a computer so late? How the hell can you push the mouse buttons? Tea that is Tea tend to be very scary tea too--they are moody but... Read more

Black Tea

Much like "Tea that is Tea," only typically, Black Tea transmogrified people CAN breathe. Black Tea people can actually be moodier than Tea that is Tea, they tend to lead choatic lives, bent on eating... Read more

Herbal Tea

Calm, and even-keel, Herbal Tea-ers tend to do everything in moderation--including sugar/honey in their tea--which is a very, VERY good thing. Read more

Red Tea

Red Tea People tend to be very firey--motivated and forceful! They are more likely to insult people, tickle the ivories, and do both at once--it is very fun! Imagine playing a really nice piano song w... Read more

Green Tea

The Green Tea is very popular among its peers--tasty, yes--Green Tea-ers tend to be very sneaky and overall quite happy with their life and show it very well by bouncing off the walls and flourishing ... Read more

White Tea

White Teas are saintly versions of Green Tea people--pure and still highly energetic at the same time. If anything--you like bubbily things and take pride in it! Go on--cast your lightly, delicate tas... Read more