The Fantasy Survival Test

All possible test results

Totally Fucked

Holy crap dude, don't you even go to the movies? You probably lead an even more painfully mundane lifestyle than normal, and will most likely meet your end asking a giant floating head if he has chang... Read more

Probably Gonna Die

You may manage to kill a kobold or something with your kitchen knife, but unless you're extremely lucky or start dating that guy from Castlevania, you're going to be killed/eaten/bereft of soul/turned... Read more

Anime Faggot

You know enough about the world of the trans-mundane to fend off some bad guys here and there, but not enough to go against the true monsters and make a difference. You probably get your information f... Read more

Slingin' Some Mojo

You know your shit, brother, and you're working up the corporate ladder. You're kinda like that cab driver from Escape from New York: not a figure of incredible importance, but you know your way aroun... Read more

Badass Hunter Guy

You not only know how to survive, you know how to kick some paranormal ass. You're probably going to have to save a ton of lames from the forces of evil in your lifetime, so get used to it. You're lik... Read more

Actual Monster

You know so much about supernatural creatures that it's quite likely you are one yourself. Perhaps you are Godzilla, King of Monsters? Well if you aren't you may be able to kick his ass. As you're at ... Read more