Alex

Wow. According to the test results, you are our good friend Alex from "A Clockwork Orange". It's a safe bet that you are a dangerous individual given the right environment, and oddly enough, that environment just seems to seek you out, doesn't it? No, it's never that YOU are the one who goes out looking for destruction and insanity. Oh no no no. It's just coincidence that lands you strung out and naked on the neigbor's front yard, doing questionable things with an orange safety cone. But anyways... you are a very sensory-oriented individual. You live for the thrills of speed, shocking colors, phsyical beauty, and of course, decadent behavior. If you are a woman, you are the dream-turned-physical-manifestation of many a fun-loving man. If you are a guy, you are probably in a band, or pissed off that the rest of the band kicked you out. You might want to consider learning some self-control, or at the very least investing in elephant tranquilizers for when you start getting "that feeling". Oh, and watch out for those sudden outbursts of incredibly rash behavior. They might land you somewhere you don't want to be... like, for instance, standing on cold cement while a jailer shines a flashlight up your ass.

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HAL 9000

Stiff? Monotone? Robotic? Hell no! You are HAL 9000 from "2001: A Space Odyssey". You are damn good at what you do, and you look pretty professional doing it. You are the calm voice of reason th... Read more

Spartacus

Congratulations, you are Spartacus. You represent one of the noblest characters in a film that wasn't even Kubrick's to begin with. You have a natural tendancy to clearly see what is right, and slic... Read more

Barry Lyndon

Adventurous. Classy. A little empty headed. You are Barry Lyndon. Okay, so you've always taken the slightly "off" path in life... but you know what you want, and you aren't afraid to do what it ta... Read more

Humbert Humbert

Lustful. Nervous. Repressed. Dear God. You are Humbert Humbert from "Lolita". You used to be somewhat calm, collected... but for whatever reason, there's something in your past that never got res... Read more

Private Joker

World weary. Jaded. You're fighting a war. You are Private Joker from "Full Metal Jacket". Apparently the road behind you has not been the kindest of roads, and the one ahead of you doesn't look to... Read more

Gen. Jack T. Ripper

Oh my. You're a little confused, aren't you? So serious, yet so absurd. You are General Jack T. Ripper from "Dr. Strangelove". You have some very intense notions about the way the world around you... Read more

Jack Torrence

Has anyone ever told you that you push yourself a bit too hard? I'm hoping that whoever was silly enough to tell you such things still has all their arms and limbs attached, and not piled up in a blo... Read more

Alex

Wow. According to the test results, you are our good friend Alex from "A Clockwork Orange". It's a safe bet that you are a dangerous individual given the right environment, and oddly enough, that en... Read more

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